robinbloke | (no subject)

Pining for the fjords?

That's British rail for you.

Right Mr. BR Representative; this is meant to be Bolton, and I am in Ipswich

I don't have to do this job, you know; I'm a qualified Brain Surgeon. I just like being my own boss.

What?

I'm sorry that is irrelevant isn't it?

Yeah, well, it's not easy to pad this out to two hundred lines, y'know.

Anyway, I wish to complain, I'm meant to be in Bolton, and this is Ipswich

No, this is Bolton.

The pet shop owners brother was lying!

Well, you can't blame British Rail for that.

I shall return to the shop and continue my line of complaint!

You! You said this was Ipswich!

*Still wearing moustache*

Did I? Um, it was a pun.

A pun?!

No; not a pun. One of those things that reads the same backwards as forwards.

A palindrome? That doesn't work! A palindrome of Bolton would be Notlob!

Well? What do you want?

No thats it, I'm not prepared to carry on my line of enquiry any further, this sketch has got entirely too silly.

Change of Sketch: Meaning of Life
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So you see my problem, little ones, I can't afford to keep you here any longer.