Friends

[robinbloke]

Just a entry to say how great and how much I value my friends, not really sure how to put stuff into words but they're a damn wonderful bunch of loonies who make life all that bit more worth bothering with, so if I put up with you on a regular basis and quite possible think you're a friend, then cheers, ask me for a drink.

Comments

[razornet.livejournal.com]

Oh gods, not the cornflake tokens again..

The horror

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Well it's either the conflake tokens or collecting Andrex puppies...

[razornet.livejournal.com]

Puppies are fine, you get the net and toilet roll I'll fetch the hammer

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Puppy net
check
Toilet roll
check

Ready to go!

[razornet.livejournal.com]

Right, you know the drill. Set the toilet rolls out as bait. You net them I uhh, "lightly" brian them with the hammer. The drill is only for emergency purpouses.

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Only for emergencies? Have you seen how dangerous a lab puppie is once it gets hold of one end of a toilet roll? The little swines run for miles trailing dangerous razor sharp pieces of paper behind them.
It's a papercut deathtrap I tell you

[razornet.livejournal.com]

That's what the Beretta Sniper Rifle, SPAS and short range explosives are for. Have you got the jeep? Good.

Let's go puppy hunting!

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

*revs the engine* Ready to roll!

Lets see if we can't flush them out of the trees into the mine field.

Puppy kebab anyone?

[razornet.livejournal.com]

No, we can't!

[razornet.livejournal.com]

I forgot to lay the mine field!

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Dang, well back to the cowscoop then!

[razornet.livejournal.com]

Don't worry. We've got a spare one over there..
See it?
No? Oh yeah I forgot the signs..
See that thar fwuffy bunny?
No?
That's because it's spread all over the landscape.
Minefield.
see?

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

And you said you didn't put the mines there.
Obviously to lure the bunnies into a false sense of security
Or the bunnies have just cleared the minefield...

[razornet.livejournal.com]

Doh!
I know, where I put them now..

See that bit of ground, right in front of the wheel?
Don't see the wheel?

You won't...
JUMP!

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Argh! It's a suicide bunny with a landmine!

Too late! *boooom*

Pesky little critters, and I only had three payments left...

[razornet.livejournal.com]

Arse. Those puppies are going to pay, thier improptu alliance with the suicide bunnies is obviously going to cause us problems.

Lets see, we've got twelve cannisters of Cn2ho, I say we roll them in there a nerve gas the fucking lot of them..