Definitions

Do these departments sound badly named to you?
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Personnel: "Group of people willing to obey orders"
A group of people who enjoy making your life hell, more like it...

Sales: "The general activity of selling"
More the general activity of spending, on cars, dinners, nights out, presents - oh for the customer honest!

Engineering: "The practical application of science to commerce or industry"
More like the practical application of surfing, loafing and obfuscation of the task at hand.

Marketing: "Make commercial"
Make a pack of lies, offer products not available and cover up flaws with shiny pointless features.