If t = the time established since time of contact and x,y are the coordinates of the relative position, Q must therefore follow as the Quality required for placement. Integrating this all with respect to Z, the quota of marshmallows involved, we therefore find that the colour increases in proportion to logn where n is the number of pies. At this point the doorbell rung and I was forced to abandon the experiment, citing political reasons to the local monkey population. The door had ordered pizza it seems, I never trust those solid oak chaps, always charging your credit card up when your backs turned. That'll teach me to invest in non-organic products, I can tell you. The pizza was triple pepperoni with added woodgloss, not my first choice of flavour I must admit. But research must continue, so the pizza was treated to the sight of the next stage of mathematical development for custard. The score at half time was three nil, with extra points for poise and style.
Your card is the three of clubs and that's magic.